Tag Archives: Green

California’s War on Cow Farts

Posted on September 23, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Since California has solved all other problems—including rape, murder, arson, and rape—their Grand Soviet Legislature has decided to drive out the dairy industry from the state: “California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for … Continue reading →

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Obama Administration Condemns Thousands of Eagles to Death

Posted on May 20, 2016 by The Political Hat

     In order to facilitate companies that slaughter endangered birds with “eagle blenders” (and also dabble in “green energy”), the Obama administration is allowing even more endangered birds to be wantonly slaughtered: “The Obama administration is revising a federal rule that … Continue reading →

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Feminists Will Save Society With The Power Of Witchcraft

Posted on March 29, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Considering that the Tumblr Witches feel confident to take on Donald Trump, there is nothing they can’t do!      Case in point: They will use the literal spiritual magic of Feminism to save society from “toxic” and eeevil “capitalist patriarchy”!

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Death Ray To Be Shut Down For Not Outputting Enough Energy

Posted on March 25, 2016 by The Political Hat

     It turns out the atomic powered bird-slaughtering death ray just doesn’t output enough energy, and my be shut down. “The Ivanpah solar plant could be shut down if state regulators don’t give it more time to meet electricity production promises … Continue reading →

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Feminist Glaciology, Or Stop Mis-Gendering Glaciers

Posted on March 9, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Glaciers aren’t just big hunks of ice, according to feminist and post-colonial­ academics, but have feelings.  This sentiment is considered to be more valid than eeevil masculinist and White science.  This sentiment is also embodied in the peer reviewed article … Continue reading →

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Climate Science? Meet The Climate Fairy

Posted on February 29, 2016 by The Political Hat

     The UN has awarded a prize for “awareness” to a groups of “climate astronauts” singing about how they don’t want to bathe because taking baths will destroy the world or something…  Of course, they had help in their scientific endeavor … Continue reading →

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Climate Change Euthanasia

Posted on January 4, 2016 by The Political Hat

     With the global climate agreement agreed upon by a bunch of elitists that wasted far more CO2 than some small countries, the burden of sacrificing for Gaia falls squarely on the shoulders of the poor and elderly. “The Paris climate … Continue reading →

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Hymns for an Environmental Faith

Posted on December 28, 2015 by The Political Hat

     With “climate change” being increasingly outed as a catechism of an environmental faith, is there any surprise that this new twig-worshiping Gaia loving faith have it’s own hymnals?      The Marblehead Unitarian Universalist Church Choir has just such a hymn:

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There Is No God But Gaia And Climate Scientists Are Her Prophets

Posted on December 16, 2015 by The Political Hat

     The mask drops and Climate Scientists™ are now admitting that to save Gaia, they must rely on the power of religion to smite the climate unbelievers: “[A]s climate negotiators struggle in Paris, some scientists who appealed to the rational brain … Continue reading →

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The Climate Inquisition

Posted on November 9, 2015 by The Political Hat

     The Attorney General of New York has declared an auto-da-Gaia on evil Jews oil companies and begun an investigation inquisition on dastardly plots to question the one true Faith Climate Science. “The investigation focuses on whether statements the company made … Continue reading →

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