American Innovation In The Age Of The Corona Virus

     Even in the state of blackjack and hookers, i.e. Nevada, “non-essential” services have been shut down, with casinos shutting down and only essential services remaining, such as pharmacies, groceries, gas stations, and…

This graphic is so Las Vegas. #Quarantine #coronavirus #StaySafeStayHome #Lasvegaslockdown pic.twitter.com/FWDYJjGQfA

— Jonathan R Strand (@JonathanRStrand) March 19, 2020

     Marijuana…

#Lasvegaslockdown Good news for the stoners, the weed dispensaries that are medical and recreational are considered "essential" since they sell medicine. So, a lot of Las Vegas dispensaries are open! THANK F'N GOODNESS! 🌿🤪👍

— PositivePyramids (@PositivePyrami1) March 19, 2020

     And drive thru strippers!

#Lasvegaslockdown I guess they're going with Murica. Never thought I'd see Drive Thru strippers as a thing. 😅 pic.twitter.com/eAWiY8zhCy

— Hydrotroop91 (@hydrotroop91) March 19, 2020

     Is there nothing more educational when it comes to public hygiene than… nude hand sanitizer wrestling?

Anyone wanna go to Vegas? #coronavirus #coronapocolypse #Lasvegaslockdown pic.twitter.com/82Zl8P0tN4

— Foshasta Jones 🇺🇲🏜️⚾🏒🏈🏀⚽ (@foshastajones) March 19, 2020

     Say what you will, but this is an infinity better response than Italy’s response to 80+ year olds who were promised a “right” to “free” healthcare who have since been told that their “right” means they have the “right” to f**k off and die because their guarantor of rights only guaranteed what their political masters were willing to toss in their general direction.

     “Wild West” anarchism and hedonism is far better, and far more tolerable, than totalitarian monopolies and the “right” to die a horrible death “for free”.

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