Trans-Species Surgery

     If a person has a “right” to have “sex reassignment surgery” to “become” the opposite sex, despite the fact that genetically and biologically will never be the opposite sex, than why not surgery to “become” more like a parrot?

“A man who had his face and eyeballs tattooed to look like his pet parrots has gone a step further – by cutting off his ears.

“Ted Richards, 56, is obsessed by pets Ellie, Teaka, Timneh, Jake and Bubi and has his face tattooed with colourful feathers.

“But the animal lover – who has 110 tattoos, 50 piercings and a split tongue – has now had both his ears removed by a surgeon in a six hour operation.”

     And just to prove that Special Little Snowflakes are not limited to millenials, the 56 year old freak, with a girlfriend young enough to be his daughter, said:

“But seriously, I love the fact that I’m unique and I have always wanted to be different.”

     At this point, anything seem fair game…

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